Let the role of an alien who intends to get an idea of \u200b\u200bways of thinking in different countries around the world. To get a good picture on how to think "Italian" I suggest to land opposite the site at which the Repair Shops Department of Turin is renovating the premises in view of the celebrations for Italy 150.
A few decimeters of each other, are the following two signs. The first, repeated several times in the giant poster printed on the demarcation of the yard hurdles. The second, and fake steering wheel hanging from the entrance gate.
Analysis and comparison between the two cartels, our alien especially careful and intelligent observer can easily deduce the following:
- Italy must be a nation full of elderly , whose main occupation is of course a visit to the different sites available in town
- The anniversary of the unit of Italy should be very little heard , since the real event and song, not the celebration
- The celebration of Italy 150 is an event of significance and only local , since all signage is in Italian
- For some reason the event Shipyard (who knows because the case?) is absolutely be visited by many people, even insisting that it's free and you can get discount coupons for admission to the exhibitions.
- Every time the Italians agree on a date (January 15 for the start of visits), it happens that they fail to comply engagement (it had to be postponed to 22), because someone discovered that all 'inside of a site you make "work" (but it'?)
- Do not be ashamed of not meeting deadlines, and in the end you are convinced that the signs do not read them anyone, given that more than 3 weeks after the second notice has not yet been removed.
Dear Alien, I would say that you have understood. Now take a ride in some truly civilized nation, so you detoxify this feeling of nausea from carelessness.
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